SUPER FUNNY

Okay now this might sound bad, but it is its 1 of the worst things I have ever done (kinda) but it was funny, so on saturday night I spent the night at taylors house and she was like "I hate my neighbor hes so mean we should do what Billy Madion did get a bag and put dog crap in it and light it in fire" I said no thats stupid his house is all wood it will burn you retard." So she sat down and said "Why dont we make some?" I looked at her and said "thats gross" she said "no nolike that we make it out of paper" so I said "okay" she tried it but it didnt work so she went out side took a spoon ad the bag and said "this lookes fresh" I luaghed so she told me to be quiet she scooped up the dog crap put it in the bag IT SMELLED HORRIBLE! so we bri=ought it up stairs I looked through the refrigerater took out the honey mustard squired some of it on the dog crap and so we walked out side to put iton his poarch but he has a sensor light so they kept coming on but we walked aside the wall and dropped the bag and ran away so we went turned out all he lights went to taylors moms window, opend it nd screemed until he came out he picked up the bag and did who knows what with it but he started yelling "HELLO, WHATS GOING ON?" I told taylor to go out on her balcony and say what? so she did and the heighbor said "WHATS UP WITH THE DOG CRAP WITH THE CHEESE ON TOP?" I was in the house laughing so hard i was crying so the neighboe then said " Oh its okay its saturday night I used to do stuff like that when I was a kid your just trying to have fun." So we said "okay" closed the door and started laughing OMG! IT WAS HALARIOUS!!